Wednesday, January 31, 2007
THIRTY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!
I wuz lookin fer some nice art to class up the Good Ole Boy Trailer at one of them high falootin art sites. I wuz lookin fer sum velvet paintins of Elvis, or Elvis at the Last Supper or meybe a paintin of them dogs playin poker. I expected to pay top doller fer them as you gots to pay fer quality. I had 50 dollars that I pulled out of my billfold sittin by the computer to buy this art.
An this is wut I found fer THIRTY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Sum feller who thinks mighty high of hisself made this creation which looks like a broke gate hinge, hangin on a bolt, wif two rusted out eye bolts a hangin down on a wire an he is askin THIRTY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS fer it!
Artist Name: Robert Carston Arneson
Title: Earth Hangup
Size: 64"H x 7"W x 4"D
Created: Circa 1970
Ad Number: AAIG52457
Lordy! If this is worth that then I am richer than I ever knowed! If that is valuable art then I gots plenty of valuable art layin around the trailer that I will let go fer half that price!
Wait till I tell Cousin Lonnie bout this!