Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Redneck Yard Art



Folks! I gots this valuable piece of Redneck Yard Art that I will sell to the highest bidder! It doan hafta all be in cash. I will take part in trade fer tractors, trucks, hound dogs, guns or power tools.

Cousin Lonnie says it is two of the legendary four sawhorses of The Apocalyse and only comes up fer sale every hundered years or so so this as a rare opportunity fer you art peoples to get this timeless masterpiece!

Here is the skinny on this here art work.

ArTist / Buck Nekid
Title : Sawhorses of the Apocalyse
Provinence: From the livin Estate of Buck Nekid
Style: Redneck Yard Art
Price: Biddin starts at five thousand dollars. Biddin stops July 4th.

Viewing, Artwork can be viewed at the Good Ole Boy Trailer at Beaulaland near Wacahoota, Florida. Jus go to Wacahoota an aske bout Buck an Mabels Place and they will tell you how to gets there.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Swampwoman, Them is all first rate IDs! Lordy! "Echos of meals past" That sounds high dollar to me!

Wezea gonna be rich if we cud jus find enuf fools with more money than common sense to buy our art. I hear tell theys lots of fools like that in Washington and New Yawk City.

I reckon Washington might jus give out a government grant fer a Yard Art Museum. And a feller in New Yawk City sold a paintin of soup cans fer a million dollars so that place must be ate up wif rich fools.

I never knowed the American Dream wud be so easy! Call yer junk art and get rich! Lordy! What next? A TV show where a panel of experts travel round the country to appraise redneck yard art?

Is this a great country or what?